My poor girlfriend. 

Kinja'd!!! "Desu-San-Desu" (Desu-San-Desu)
04/15/2016 at 16:54 • Filed to: None

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Me: “Hey babe, guess what time it is?”

Her: “Um....”

Me: “It’s time for another round of your favorite game: Good News and Bad News!”

Her: “Oh God...Why do you do this to me?”

Me: “Because we own two Fords, an old Audi, and a Mini.”


DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Desu-San-Desu
04/15/2016 at 16:56

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There wasn’t any good news was there?

lol jk


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Desu-San-Desu
04/15/2016 at 16:59

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Good news! The Audi was destroyed in an insurance fire! I mean a fire ... just, spontaneously combusted. Really.


Kinja'd!!! Desu-San-Desu > Steve in Manhattan
04/15/2016 at 17:02

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That really would be a shame...Audi’s like it are getting pretty rare these days, lol.


Kinja'd!!! Desu-San-Desu > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
04/15/2016 at 17:03

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“Bad news? The van’s head gasket took the rest of the motor with it. Good news? The t-bird has a brand-new Windstar battery!”


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Desu-San-Desu
04/15/2016 at 17:04

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It’s a Quattro?


Kinja'd!!! C62030 > Desu-San-Desu
04/15/2016 at 17:05

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“Honey, one of the doors on my car dissolved overnight again!”

“Which car? It could have been any of them!”


Kinja'd!!! Desu-San-Desu > Steve in Manhattan
04/15/2016 at 17:05

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Indeed it is.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Desu-San-Desu
04/15/2016 at 17:06

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I meant the original. Can you imagine having one of those? You’d HAVE to rally it.


Kinja'd!!! Desu-San-Desu > Steve in Manhattan
04/15/2016 at 17:13

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Eh, it shares the chassis subframe, wheelbase, A-pillars and windshield rake, AWD system, and engine block with the Group B originals. Just a different head, different transmission, no turbo, and a stiffer rear chassis (yep, the sedan was stiffer and actually weighed less than the coupe).


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Desu-San-Desu
04/15/2016 at 17:49

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You are a brave man to keep one in the fleet. May it not cost you thousands when it breaks ... again.


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Desu-San-Desu
04/15/2016 at 18:20

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Me: “Hey babe, guess what time it is?”

Her: “Um....”

Me: “It’s time for another round of your favorite game: Good News and Bad News!”

Her: “Oh God...Why do you do this to me?”

Me: “Because we both have our own fuck buddies on the side and the pool boy whom we both share... ”

LOL


Kinja'd!!! Desu-San-Desu > Steve in Manhattan
04/15/2016 at 23:22

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It’s pretty far onto the back burner right now. It needs about $500 to get back on the road reliably. Then a couple grand to take care of all the minor stuff. It’s a long-term project that I’m not rushing on. As long as it’s reliable by winter, I’ll be happy.


Kinja'd!!! NJAnon > Desu-San-Desu
04/15/2016 at 23:41

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That’s the end of the story?


Kinja'd!!! Desu-San-Desu > NJAnon
04/16/2016 at 09:11

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“Always leave them wanting more.” - P.T. Barnum


Kinja'd!!! NJAnon > Desu-San-Desu
04/16/2016 at 18:42

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Touche.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Desu-San-Desu
04/18/2016 at 09:23

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lol